baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice

(Source: blinkinpink)


svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?


wandaventham:

the official twitter account for the environmental protection agency’s office of water just posted about being a C-list celebrity in kim k hollywood 

wandaventham:

the official twitter account for the environmental protection agency’s office of water just posted about being a C-list celebrity in kim k hollywood 


theonion:

Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God?

tomhannigers:

follow for more straight erasure



Lord Byron, no
Everyone who knew him, probably (via fyeahgothicromance)

(Source: reginaldshoe)


mcporno:

*tries to sing along with song ive never heard before*


We’re at war. No one wants to admit it, but humanity is under attack. While you’ve been sleeping, entire colonies have been disappearing. Human colonies. We believe it’s someone working for the Reapers. Just as Saren and the geth aided Sovereign. You’ve seen it yourself. You bested all of them. That’s just one reason we chose you.

(Source: smalllady)